WANC 19: A Dinner with the Bards

Too much WANC. I’ll be blind by the time summer’s over. I’m not used to WANCing so much.

I figure that anyone with a podcast is way cooler than me. Especially a podcast ran by presumed ‘uncool’ guys who somehow manage to interview cool people. Could it be that the general public is being tricked into believing that the members of WANC are truly uncool. More research will need to be done but there are definite signs pointing in that direction

Since I’m not cool enough to be not cool, I must be the AntiWANC.

There were many legends foretelling of the coming of the AntiWANC and that time has now come. Go forth and spread the word that the AntiWANC has arrived.

There is never too much WANCing, your mother lied to you,you won’t go blind! We’re just lucky on getting the interviews. Here’s the secret to our success, we ask and they say yes!(I just might have to try this with the ladies…)

Thanks for listening AntiWANC!

I’d like to think of myself as more of an Elijah Price but that would up my cool factor too much. I could have been methodically creating internet disasters knowing that one day from the ashes of one of my brilliantly crafted ‘accidents’ a WANC crew would come out without a scratch. But alas, as I said before I’m just not that cool. Due to the coolness of the WANC crew, the WANC came to be which once again reinforces my point that WANC is not as uncool as they claim. Conversely, due to the power of the WANC an opposing force was destined to be spawned. Without the WANC there would never have been an AntiWANC.

And of course I’m from Topeka. It’s a requirement for being competing in uncoolness. Living outside Topeka already ups the cool factor of two of the three WANCers giving me a distinct advantage in the un-cool ratings. The next thing you know Doz is going to track down my IP address.

And then there was a knock at the door……..

So there really was something strange out the window last night. I woke up in the middle of the night in a stupor and thought I saw a Sasquatch walking down the alley. By the time I got outside with my camcorder there was nothing there so I figured it must be yet another hallucination. Now I see it was probably just Doz trying to track me down. I’m sure he was just in the neighborhood hoping to I would have left some incriminating geeky evidence around the house; checking the trash for Infoweeks and poorly burned dvds. Well no luck yet WANCers. There is no stopping the AntiWANC.

Yeah I hate that. Why go outside and hunt when you can use use Google maps and live earth to do surveillance? Sheesh we Wookies ummm Sasquatches ummmm oh hell whatever have advanced I mean it’s not like we’re cavemen!